What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What birds always travel in twos?