What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
A little plaque.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why was the broom late for school?