What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?