Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the sick chicken say?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?