Which famous author is also a ruler?
Stephen King.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why don't ants get sick?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How can you make 7 even?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?