Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Ray Romano.
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What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you give a sick pig?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?