Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
What's a father's favorite flower?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Families are like fudge.
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?