What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?