What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
The Cheesecake Factory®.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?