What type of dog loves to take showers?
Shampoodles.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?