A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How did the tree get lost?
How do you grill cheese?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why are books always so angry?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's a cat's favorite song?