Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's a henway?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?