Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why are stones so good at music?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.