What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
Why was the dog so popular?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What makes a glow worm glow?