Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Which fly makes films?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why is winter considered holy?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What's a bat's favorite game?