Why did the bulldog have an accent?
He was French!
What do ducks have for lunch?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why are winter days great?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the airline worker name her child?