Which family member has tusks?
An eleph-aunt.
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?