Where do German dogs sleep?
In the dog haus.
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?