Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Because they never have any gas.
What's a dog's favorite book?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why are trees always so positive?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
How do billboards talk?
Which relative loves rice?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?