What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Where do polar bears vote?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Which relative loves rice?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?