What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How much money does a skunk have?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?