What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where do birds go to drink?
Where do termites go camping?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?