What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Let It Snow!
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?