What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
I'm wood.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where do polar bears vote?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How does a pizza introduce itself?