What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do cats wear to work?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How do fleas travel?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?