What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
What's the richest basketball team?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How does a cow do math?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?