What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where's pop-a-balloon?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?