Which singer could always break a five?
Johnny Cash.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why was the math book sad?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Where do baby apes sleep?