What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Snow powder.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which subject has two parts?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's the biggest moth in the world?