Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
It's too hard to make stores out of dimes.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What is a cow's dream job?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How was the wedding?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?