Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?