Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What sweet treat never panics?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What did March say to the madness?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?