Why are turtles so shy?
It takes them a while to come out of their shells.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?