What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you get when two plants kiss?