Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Which bug is related to you?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?