Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
New Jersey.
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Which bug is related to you?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?