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What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
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What's the ocean's funniest animal?
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Where does cheese invest its money?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?