Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How do you grill cheese?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do fish live in salt water?