Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What game do bats excel at?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?