What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's a frog's favorite year?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the ocean say to the beach?