Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why do vampires always look sick?