What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What words make the best athletes?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
When does a horse talk?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a small mom?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?