Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
They are key workers.
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Which hot drink loves golf?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?