What do you call it when two male cows argue?
A bull fight.
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why do mice need oiling?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?