What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth.
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why are books always so angry?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why are cats good at playing video games?