Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
It killed the cat.
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's the friendliest national park?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?