Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which animal is the most religious?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?