What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Hey neigh-bor!
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?