Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Whitney Houston.
What animal knows kung fu?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why are trees always so positive?
Where do stars go to college?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?