What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Jail-birds.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where do polar bears vote?
What are you studying in math?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?